Goblin Battering Ram

["Unlike a certain pair of silly brothers, this goblin is disciplined, battle-ready, and (in his own words) totally cool. With unshakable spirit and a love for battlefield glory, he's sworn to win every war across Phantasia Mountain, one fortress at a time.\n\n\"Heave-ho! Heave-ho!\"","Goblin battering rams operators are trained in pairs, a role that demands a level of coordination most goblins famously lack. To build that bond, they grow up together from an early age—eating, sleeping, slacking off, whitewater rafting, dodging traps, and surviving adventurer attacks side by side. With a life like that, it's no surprise they've developed an unshakable sense of teamwork.","\"Charge! Aaah!\"\n\"W-Wait for me! You shouted too fast!\"\nEven the most in-sync goblins are prone to the occasional squabble—whether it's over how to shout a battle cry, what lines to yell, or who gets to stand in front. Their movements may be perfectly coordinated, but their personalities remain wonderfully, stubbornly unique.\n\n\"A goblin's individuality is like a radiant, solitary flower in full bloom.\" —Field Notes on Goblins of the Phantasia Mountains","\"A foot soldier playing at being a general?\" \"So dumb—even worse than those two brothers... hah!\" That kind of mockery hung over him every time he came home. Most goblins might have lost heart—but one burning with the spirit of battle only grows stronger.\n\n\"To live for a single moment—that's the true essence of battle!\"","Of course, the upcoming battle is more important than the Ring of Dominion! ...Or so he says. Still, it's hard for him not to get a little distracted by the ring's rumored power while fighting. So now, between bashing enemies and dodging fireballs, he finds himself thinking about it more often than he'd admit. Anyway, it's time to show everyone what a battle-hardened goblin is really made of!"]